scrunchycanhasblog:

jessycanhasblog:

Laughed way too hard.

Figured enough time had passed since Jessy posted this that it would be appropriate to revive it.

scrunchycanhasblog:

jessycanhasblog:

Laughed way too hard.

Figured enough time had passed since Jessy posted this that it would be appropriate to revive it.

boringlauren asked
OH MY GODDDDD! Congratulations, so happy for you both ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you so much, Lauren!

Open bar. You coming?

its-jack-the-human:

preteen:

how do i install a new attractive and cute face

You can’t install software already on the device

(Source: haikyaa)

thedevinwearsprada:

raw-r-evolution:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

youngharlemnigga:

regalasfuck:

viagrastrong:

finessed yo bitchass

this is deadass the most finesse i ever seen in baseball

This amount if finesse shouldn’t even be allowed in sports

He put it all on his ankle, pushed off his knee and then finessed on from there. Damn.

some anime type shitt

The baseman is touching the bag. Doesn’t that still count as an out?

Depends on if he was stealing the base or not.

thedevinwearsprada:

raw-r-evolution:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

youngharlemnigga:

regalasfuck:

viagrastrong:

finessed yo bitchass

this is deadass the most finesse i ever seen in baseball

This amount if finesse shouldn’t even be allowed in sports

He put it all on his ankle, pushed off his knee and then finessed on from there. Damn.

some anime type shitt

The baseman is touching the bag. Doesn’t that still count as an out?

Depends on if he was stealing the base or not.

(Source: washingtonnationals)

Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.

Iain S. Thomas (via psych-facts)

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

I wonder how many people don’t get the one they want, but end up with the one they’re supposed to be with.

Fannie Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe (via hplyrikz)

(Source: HpLyrikz.com)

tortillah:

i eat godiva chocolate because i read it as “go diva” and its very encouraging.  like at least this bar of chocolate believes in me

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.