Thank you so much, Lauren!
Open bar. You coming?
Iain S. Thomas (via psych-facts)
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
i eat godiva chocolate because i read it as “go diva” and its very encouraging. like at least this bar of chocolate believes in me
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.